My bra feels so tight.
Oh, no...
I just bought this one the other day.
I managed to get it on,
but I'll have to keep things low-key today.
No way!
Will you give it up already?
No! Never!
I won't do it!
Good morning.
Morning, Raphi.
What's going on?
Your class doesn't have gym today.
Sounds like you forgot.
Today, first-years...
...have a physical fitness test!
It sucks!
What?
I absolutely refuse to take a physical fitness test!
Episode 8 Fall School Life
Gab's been like this all morning.
What's the point of this torture?
What's the point?
There can be only one point!
To make it quantitatively clear who is superior!
Now is the time for me to unleash...
my sealed power.
Just you watch, foolish angels.
Today, it's going to be Satanichia Time, all the time!
Somebody's really pumped up.
You're brimming with energy.
Naturally!
Today, I'm going to take first place handily in every event.
Yes, you always were all brawn.
Oh, Gabriel...
Let's make it a contest. You versus me.
Keep me out of your comedy routine.
Well, I suppose it's already clear how this will turn out, anyway.
Good luck. You'll need it.
I'm not leaving this spot.
Time to improvise.
Gab.
What?
If you take the whole fitness test,
I'll treat you to yakiniku.
Yakiniku?!
And it'll be all you can eat.
For real?
Oh, yes.
For real?!
You can do it!
This sounds like it will be a hoot,
But I can't use my full range of movement.
Oh, what a waste...
Huh?!
Kurumizawa-san, you're really fast!
It's nothing special for me.
But I won't stop you from praising me.
Tenma-san, at least try to run?
That was her top speed?!
Pathetic, Gabriel.
I was right. You're no match for me.
Yakiniku.
Yakiniku!
Today, Raphiel would be more worth crushing.
I-I can move even less than I expected.
Even the slightest carelessness,
and the hooks will come undone.
No, they'll break!
Such trivial "competition"!
Angels are nothing to fear!
Today, you should sear the splendor
of my magnificent feats into your minds.
Oh, dear.
Satania-san might outshine us all this time.
I couldn't care less.
I'm getting through the fitness tests and eating that meat.
Nothing else matters.
I can feel the fire in her soul.
Wow, Satania's on fire today.
She must really want first place in everything.
Don't care.
Ah, Raphi's up next.
Huh?
Wow!
I give.
Huh?
The needle isn't budging!
I've never seen someone get so winded by a grip strength test before.
Here.
Um, the needle isn't budging...
Raphi's pretty athletic.
I wonder what's up with her today?
Hey.
I think I've hit my limit, too.
Huh?
But you already made it this far.
Finally, you'll be timed on the thousand meter run.
Please meet up on the grounds outside.
Hear that, Gab?
Only one more—
Hey! You can run!
A thousand meters? Oh, hell no!
Don't you want your yakiniku?
My bra survived this long...
although my other measurements paid the price.
Raphi.
Vigne-san.
All done with your thousand-meter run?
Huh? Where's Gab-chan?
She dropped like a rock as soon as she finished.
She really stuck to it.
I'll have to take her to yakiniku later.
Oh, before I forget,
Gab gave me a message for you.
If we let Satania have her day,
Stop Satania
she'll take the brakes off for a week.
You've got to stop her.
What do you think?
I can't see much harm from Satania-san getting a little carried away.
Ah, I see her point.
A week of this would be too much.
I understand.
I'll challenge Satania-san to a long-distance race.
Huh?
But you seem under the weather today.
Are you sure?
It's true...
It may not hold...
But even if worse comes to worst...
I made a promise to Gab.
I'll see it through!
When did the situation get so dramatic?!
Satania-san.
Oh, here to cheer me on?
Would you care to compete with me?
You, challenging me? How rare.
I accept your challenge!
Though I already know I'll crush you.
On your mark, get set...
What?!
Hey!
You were saving your energy for this, weren't you?!
But I won't let you have your way!
She's fast.
But...
my bra's holding.
I can't simply give up!
Huh?!
Why, you!
I won't lose!
Just a little longer.
Hang on just a little longer!
The last spurt!
Hup!
Wait a sec!
Gah!
My perfect winning streak, ruined!
Hey, why didn't you go all out from the start?!
It would've been more fun that way!
Well, whatever.
I give you props
for obstructing my perfect streak, even if it was just a fluke.
Devil
In recognition of your performance,
I'll award you the Special Satanichia Medal.
What?
Ah...
Thank you.
Why do you look so unhappy?!
I have something bigger on my mind right now.
Gab, Raphi hit a home run for you!
Where's my yakiniku?
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Interview Room
It's go time.
Are you prepared?
Leave this to me.
I'm all kinds of prepared.
An interview exam?
Never heard of it.
You would've if you listened.
Well, it's not a problem for me, anyway.
An interview would be a breeze for me.
Word is you gotta take a special remedial class if you fail it.
Huh?
And the biggest problem is...
The interviewer is Sunglasses.
One wrong answer and he might blow a gasket.
Teach me the art of the interview.
Lucky they had just the book you needed, huh?
You saved me some trouble by finding me a good book.
You did well, for you.
Hey, I'm still technically an angel, anyway.
Thanks to this book, I'm completely interview-ready.
Sunglasses isn't worth my fear!
This is it, Satania.
Bring it on.
Whoops.
Can't bring this in with me.
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Pardon me.
Where's the other one?
H-Huh?
Satania?
Sweet, naïve Vignette.
You don't know how to make an entrance.
Behold my entrance!
Huh?
Guarandoo!
What are you doing?!
This is no time to goof around!
You're already singled out as a problem child!
Now Sensei's going to be furious.
Let's begin.
State your names and schools, please.
He's... not?
Thank goodness.
He's giving us a chance to recover.
I'm Tsukinose Vignette April,
graduate of Maiten High School.
Satania, we can still save this,
just take it seriously from here on!
You want my name?
Proper etiquette is introduce yourself before asking another's name!
You dumb demon!
It's over.
It's all over.
He's going to blow up for sure!
Take a seat.
He ignored it again?!
Thank you.
What's going on here?
Normally, that would be guaranteed to get him yelling.
He's being awfully nice today...
But...
that makes him even scarier!
We can't afford any screw-ups from this point on.
But... But...
What kind of interview hack is that?!
This is bad. Very bad!
Satania's on track to incur Sensei's wrath.
I have to correct our course.
Perfection.
In fact, this is so perfect that it seems Sunglasses has been dumbstruck.
Vignette, are you nervous?
Loosen up, my dear.
I'll start the questions, then.
Why do you want to work for our company?
Tsukinose-san.
Y-Yes, sir.
I want to devote my life to helping others.
I believe that I can make my dream a reality at your company.
I see.
Follow my lead, Satania.
I'm begging you, answer like a normal person!
She got the message!
Kurumizawa-san, please go ahead.
I...
feel...
so...
good!
Damn it!
It didn't get across at all!
And I have no idea what she's going for now!
What do I do?
How can I get through to Satania?
Tsukinose-san.
Tsukinose-san?
Huh?
Y-Y-Yes, sir!
Finally, please promote yourself.
Y-Y-Yes, sir.
U-Uh...
Oh, no!
I got so distracted that my thoughts are all jumbled now...
Um, I...
Calm yourself, Vignette.
You're a capable demon. Just focus.
Yes, you need only follow my lead and answer confidently.
Have courage, Vignette.
Vignette.
Vignette...
Satania...
What's that weird smile for?
When I run into a problem,
I tend to overthink things and agonize.
But I've always found a solution to overcome any obstacles.
Whatever difficulties life may have in store for me,
I intend to approach and overcome them with a positive attitude.
I see.
Thank you.
I said it!
Thanks, Satania.
In a way, you helped me out.
Next, Kurumizawa-san.
Go ahead.
Promote myself?
Can't you feel it?
This aura radiating from me.
With charisma like mine,
I don't need my own self-promotion spiel!
I can't find a solution to this problem!
It's all over.
I'm sorry, Satania.
I wasn't strong enough to stop you.
Here comes the yelling...
Thank you.
You may leave now.
She got away with it?!
Wh-What's going on?
Is this normal in the human world?
Well, we made it through the interview.
Thank goodness.
Thank you for your time.
It was a pretty good interview.
Kurumizawa.
We need to talk.
I passed?!
Maiten High School
After that, I got in trouble, big time.
Starving... can't move...
Maybe I overdid the microtransactions this month.
I haven't eaten since last night, and I'm broke.
How am I gonna get dinner?
Tenma-san.
Hey, Prez.
Thank God I caught you before you left.
You haven't turned in the homework due today.
Oh, yeah. My bad.
Totally slipped my mind.
Well, good thing I caught it.
You headin' home, Prez?
I have a club meeting, actually.
Clubs, huh...
Youngsters sure are energetic.
We're the same age.
Are there any clubs you'd like to join?
Nope!
Instant answer!
Oh, okay.
That's too bad.
What club are you in, Prez?
I'm in the cooking club.
I've always wanted to join the cooking club!
"Always" when?!
Are you interested in cooking?
Oh, yes.
Would you mind if I sample—
I mean, sat in on your meeting?
"Sample"?
Prospective members are always welcome.
Shall we?
Hello, free meal!
Student Kitchen
So today,
Tenma-san is here to sit in on our club meeting.
Nice to meet you!
Yoo-hoo, Tenma-san!
Welcome to the cooking club!
Who're you again?
Ouch!
We're in your class...
My class...
It's me, Tanaka!
And I'm Ueno.
Tenma-san, what brought you to check out our club today?
The hope that you'd feed me good grub!
That's not what you said earlier!
All right! Leave it to us!
We'll bust out our best recipes for you.
We happen to think we're pretty good cooks.
Any requests?
Hotpot and donburi!
That's a lot of food!
All right.
Then, I'll help out, too.
I don't know about that, Machiko.
You be good and sit, okay?
That's mean!
Wait, this doesn't mean I'm a bad cook, okay?
Those two are just too good, that's all.
Prez...
Your name's Machiko?
That's why?!
Everybody always calls you "Prez."
I figured "class president" was a species name.
How'd you reach that conclusion?!
It's true that Machiko's been class president forever, though.
Since third grade, I think?
That's true.
Will the real class president please stand up?
We'll keep counting on you in the future.
Class president of class presidents.
What do I say to this?
We only have so much time,
so let's get to work.
Aye-aye!
All right, time to get cooking!
Let's do this!
Here we go!
This show is about to hit the road!
Jeez, will you stop goofing around?
Okay, okay.
Et voilà!
What is it?
Tanin-don.
We don't have much time,
so I whipped up something real fast.
Oh, but don't assume that I took any shortcuts!
For the sauce, I made stock from scratch and—
She's not listening!
Here's your dessert.
Dessert?!
You can make parfaits?
It's pretty easy.
Just find whipped cream and fruit for toppings,
and you're done.
But for this arrangement, I very carefully—
She still isn't listening!
But she seems to really enjoy the food.
Twin-tailed Tenma-san!
What are you doing now?
She's so cute, we couldn't help ourselves.
Won't doing her hair while she's eating annoy her?
It's like she didn't even notice.
Good stuff.
Seconds!
Comin' right up!
Tenma-san, you have a hearty appetite!
Now that was good.
Thanks for the food.
I can't believe I got to eat for free, got dessert,
and even got seconds...
Have I found Paradise?
Prez.
No... Machiko.
Just "Prez" is fine.
Your bringing me here was a great deed.
Deed?
Indeed.
Thus, when your time comes...
I'll send you to Heaven!
What are you talking about?
That's morbid!
Your cooking pleased me greatly.
I praise you.
We are honored.
I promise a place in Heaven for you as well.
Woo-hoo!
What authority do you have to promise that?
That was seriously delicious.
I want to be able to make stuff like that, too.
Then won't you join our club?
Mm-hm, mm-hm!
Let me think...
All right, I'll join.
Really?
Awesome!
I haven't been in a club,
and it seems like I'd get to encounter new dishes.
Taste-testing club is the best!
We're the cooking club.
When did it get this late?
Guess I should head home.
Bye.
Thanks for feeding me today.
Glad you liked it.
Come hang out again, okay?
I'll definitely be back!
A high-energy answer?!
Hey, Machiko.
If Tenma-san joins our club...
...let's make it a taste-testing club!
We're not changing the club.
Shoot.
I don't have my umbrella.
Would you join me under my umbrella?
Wh-What're you after?
Pardon?
You only do things like this
when you're plotting something!
Goodness,
how could you say that?
As an angel,
it goes without saying that I'd help someone in need.
I'm not convinced!
Come on.
Let's go.
Um, you can let your guard down.
The hell I can!
You could have traps set up anywhere.
That puddle... Could it be?
Baked Sweet Potatoes
That van... Could it be?
The dog's behind the wheel?!
I can't relax for a second—not even to blink.
I'm actually not planning on doing anything...
The rain let up.
Yeah.
A frog!
Ha, frogs.
I never get tired of their weird faces.
Raphiel, don't you think they're—
You're so right!
Don't tell me you're afraid of...
Wait for me, Raphiel!
Satania-san, put the frog down!